Here, have an Eliot avatar.
THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HE SHOWED HIM THE CARPET THAT MATCHED THE DRAPES
(From: “Fruits Basket”)
I saw Fruits Basket when I was 8 and I had no idea why my parents where laughing so hard, then I watched it again a few years later and realized why they where laughing and nearly died.
Yeah, I remember the awkward moment when I had to explain this to one of my nieces. LOL.
It’s a very DISTINCTIVE sexy.
LOL. I love watching all the wind leave his sails.
Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion cream-cheese spread. That’s forgettable? I don’t think so.
Loki: I have an army.
Nate: We have an Eliot.
Loki: What the hell is an Eliot?
I just had to. It needed to be done.
This is why I love Parker…she enjoys the part of the episode where people get punched as much as I do. Notice the look of glee on her face every time she witnesses Eliot beating the crap out of someone. It’s priceless.